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Tail Talk

You don't need a program. You need an hour.


Real talk about your animal, with someone who's actually done the work.


 One hour. Just us. You bring the questions, I bring the experience, and together we figure out the next right step for your animal.


We'll meet on Zoom or by phone — your call. Before we get on, you'll fill out a short intake form so I know what I'm walking into: your animal, their current food, what's going on, and what you've already tried. That way we don't spend the first twenty minutes catching up. We spend it solving.


After we hang up, you'll get a summary email from me — what we covered, what I recommended, the specific brands or ingredients or next steps I mentioned. Something you can hold onto, forward to your partner, and actually act on. 

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Who Is This For

What We Can Talk About

What We Can Talk About

 Maybe your dog started scratching the second the seasons turned — humidity, pollen, dry winter air, whatever your corner of the country throws at you — and you don't want to throw another pill at her.
Maybe your cat is fine — but the bag in your pantry has you side-eyeing the ingredient list. Maybe you've been down a Google rabbit hole at midnight and you just need someone to tell you what's actually worth your time, your money, and your energy.
You're not looking for a full transition. You're not ready for a partnership. You don't need a multi-page report.
You just need a real conversation with someone who knows what they're talking about — and who isn't trying to sell you the supplement of the month. 

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What We Can Talk About

What We Can Talk About

What We Can Talk About

 Bring me your real-life questions. Seasonal allergies that flare every spring and summer. Whether the food you're feeding is actually doing what the bag says. Supplements — which ones are worth the money, which ones are filler. Itching, licking, hot spots, ear gunk, soft stool, weight, picky eating, low energy. "My veterinarian said X and I want help understanding the nutrition side of the conversation." Transitioning to a new food without blowing up your dog's gut. Anything you've been Googling at 11pm.

Dogs and cats are my specialty. Horse and donkey parents, sit tight — I'm finishing my equine education and will open Tail Talk to you soon. If your question is outside my lane, I'll tell you — and I'll point you to who can help. 

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What Tail Talk Isn't

What We Can Talk About

What Tail Talk Isn't

 A few honest things up front. I'm not your vet, and I'm not pretending to be. I won't diagnose your animal, I won't prescribe anything, and I won't tell you to skip a vet visit when one is needed. If what you're describing sounds like something that needs an exam, bloodwork, or a professional eye on it, I will tell you that — and that is part of what you're paying me for.

Knowing what you don't need is just as valuable as knowing what you do.

What I will do is bring my years of real-life experience with animals, my many certifications and extensive education in holistic pet nutrition and wellness, and an honest, no-fluff opinion to whatever you're navigating. 

What You Get $150 for an hour

 That includes a short intake form to fill out before our call, one full hour of focused, no-distractions time with me on Zoom or phone, a follow-up summary email with what we discussed and what I recommended, and real answers — real ingredients, real brands, no vague "ask your vet about it."


Need more than an hour? We can add time at the same rate.


Need it to turn into something bigger? If we figure out you actually need a Brand & Bag Investigation, a Constitutional Analysis, or a Transition Partnership, we'll talk about it — no pressure, no pitch. You can always decide later.

Ready to take the next step?


Click To Book Your Tail Talk

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